A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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