roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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