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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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