What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How you know when dislextic

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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