- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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