- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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