Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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VITAMIN C!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Where's the soap?

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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