- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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