- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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