- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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