- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

drugs.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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