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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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