Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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