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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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