- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

SHUT UP JP

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

aodhan hearty

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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