- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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