What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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