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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

every knight i see an owl at window

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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