what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i wonder who made this website? a human

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

I'm Coming

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A fat guy!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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