- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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