Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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