- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Jesus Christ

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Peas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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