Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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You idiot.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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