Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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