- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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