Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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