- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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