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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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