whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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