- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

anti jokes are really funny

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

kennah campion when she talks

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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