What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Tunechi

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Anti Joke

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