- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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