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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Santa isn't real

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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