- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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