- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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