Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

i hate non minorities!

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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