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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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