I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Anti Joke

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