- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What has two legs? Half a cat

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