In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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