dat shoe shine tho

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Indians

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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I'm hungry.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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