- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a black man pays his child support

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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