- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Badabing.

Tim likes girls

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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