A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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