- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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