Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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A van drives into a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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