- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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