What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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A bar walks into a man

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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