- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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