- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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